New Bad Ass Flatmask Accordion Face Masks

Ugh, ASS If! Show some love to the 90's with this bootylicious twist on the 90's saying "As If" with this funny 90's t shirt design!

It's the most magical time of the year! Show your love for Christmas magic and unicorns with this bad ass Santa shirt. This funny Christmas shirt features an illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses and riding a christmas unicorn along with the phrase "Christmas is Magical.

Weird Santa to creep out friends and family this holiday season. Get this creepy dirty joke Santa shirt featuring the phrase I have a huge package for you!

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Hey are you a croissant? Because you kinda lookin' like a crusty ass bitch. Just kidding! Get this design to roast your close friends and family. Share a few giggles with one another.

While the methods may not be the most diplomatic, chaotic baking is still a way of baking. Don't let the haters tell you otherwise.

If you need a daily affirmation reminder, this mirrored mantra is made just for you. You should wear this before bed, before you brush your teeth, before waking up the next day to start your mornings. That way, you will be reminded what a bad bitch you are.

I'm on my astrology bitch shit. You should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby.

Look at me, I'm an absolute legend! Show off your crassy sassy unicorn ass with this funny unicorn design!

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.

Crazy F***ing Gemini!

Dump His Ass! Dump Him!

"We should just pick the hottest, most confident, bad bitch versions of ourselves and be that for the rest of the school year."- Cassie Howard. If this is your fave Euphoria quote, or just your vibe for this year - then pop off queen!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

Kaz Brekker Is Daddy! You know it's true. You know he's bad, a criminal, but oh man, does he look GOOD! Show of your love for a character from Leigh Bardugo's "Six of Crows.

The Darkling is Daddy, you know it's true. You know he's bad, the black heretic, but oh man, does he look GOOD! Show of your villainous love for a character from Leigh Bardugo's "Shadow and Bone.

This Booty Boosted, so I'm a boosted ass bitch! Get your booster shot folks, let's end this pandemic!

I'm a Boosted Ass Bitch! Get your booster shot folks, let's end this pandemic!

Ever had a bad knee that likes to act up and commit the crime of giving you pain? You might not be the only one with a criminal like that.

Adulting is hard... like eating soup with a fork hard. Sometimes we just need to give up, grab a spoon, and replace that soup with ice cream. You may be bad at adulting, but at least you're great at having fun!

Yep, I'm grown! Grow up with this funny, "Grown Ass Adult" adulting monstera plant design. Perfect for being a plant loving, responsible, grown ass adult!

I'm not bad at adulting, I'm bad at participating in society's dystopian rituals. Who puts money on the price of all of existence and expects you to earn your right to live with it? Sure, I have anxiety talking to strangers on the phone or scheduling doctors appointments, but maybe society being a perpetual unintuitive Ponzi scheme has something to do with that.

Gimme That Bootyrito! I mean Burrito - or do I? Show off your love for this delicious Mexican staple and your love for those big, round...burritos!

Gimme That Bootyrito! I mean Burrito - or do I? Show off your love for this delicious Mexican staple and your love for those big, round...burritos!